'.$shipname.''; } /* END FUNCTION ShipName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainSissyFirstName */ /*********************************************/ function MainSissyFirstName() { global $mainsissyfirstname; global $mainsissylastname; global $mainsissytitle; return ''.$mainsissyfirstname.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainSissyFirstName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainSissyLastName */ /*********************************************/ function MainSissyLastName() { global $mainsissyfirstname; global $mainsissylastname; global $mainsissytitle; return ''.$mainsissylastname.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainSissyLastName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainSissyTitle */ /*********************************************/ function MainSissyTitle() { global $mainsissyfirstname; global $mainsissylastname; global $mainsissytitle; return ''.$mainsissytitle.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainSissyTitle */ /*********************************************/ /* MainSissyFullName */ /*********************************************/ function MainSissyFullName() { global $mainsissyfirstname; global $mainsissylastname; global $mainsissytitle; return MainSissyTitle().' '.MainSissyFirstName().' '.MainSissyLastName(); } /* END FUNCTION MainSissyFullName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainSissyFullNameNoTitle */ /*********************************************/ function MainSissyFullNameNoTitle() { global $mainsissyfirstname; global $mainsissylastname; return MainSissyFirstName().' '.MainSissyLastName(); } /* END FUNCTION MainSissyFullNameNoTitle */ /*********************************************/ /* MainBlondeFirstName */ /*********************************************/ function MainBlondeFirstName() { global $mainblondefirstname; global $mainblondelastname; global $mainblondetitle; return ''.$mainblondefirstname.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainBlondeFirstName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainBlondeLastName */ /*********************************************/ function MainBlondeLastName() { global $mainblondefirstname; global $mainblondelastname; global $mainblondetitle; return ''.$mainblondelastname.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainBlondeLastName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainBlondeTitle */ /*********************************************/ function MainBlondeTitle() { global $mainblondefirstname; global $mainblondelastname; global $mainblondetitle; return ''.$mainblondetitle.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainBlondeTitle */ /*********************************************/ /* MainBlondeFullName */ /*********************************************/ function MainBlondeFullName() { global $mainblondefirstname; global $mainblondelastname; global $mainblondetitle; return MainBlondeTitle().' '.MainBlondeFirstName().' '.MainBlondeLastName(); } /* END FUNCTION MainBlondeFullName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainBlondeFullNameNoTitle */ /*********************************************/ function MainBlondeFullNameNoTitle() { global $mainblondefirstname; global $mainblondelastname; return MainBlondeFirstName().' '.MainBlondeLastName(); } /* END FUNCTION MainBlondeFullNameNoTitle */ /*********************************************/ /* MainRedHeadFirstName */ /*********************************************/ function MainRedHeadFirstName() { global $mainredheadfirstname; global $mainredheadlastname; global $mainredheadtitle; return ''.$mainredheadfirstname.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainRedHeadFirstName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainRedHeadLastName */ /*********************************************/ function MainRedHeadLastName() { global $mainredheadfirstname; global $mainredheadlastname; global $mainredheadtitle; return ''.$mainredheadlastname.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainRedHeadLastName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainRedHeadTitle */ /*********************************************/ function MainRedHeadTitle() { global $mainredheadfirstname; global $mainredheadlastname; global $mainredheadtitle; return ''.$mainredheadtitle.''; } /* END FUNCTION MainRedHeadTitle */ /*********************************************/ /* MainRedHeadFullName */ /*********************************************/ function MainRedHeadFullName() { global $mainredheadfirstname; global $mainredheadlastname; global $mainredheadtitle; return MainRedHeadTitle().' '.MainRedHeadFirstName().' '.MainRedHeadLastName(); } /* END FUNCTION MainRedHeadFullName */ /*********************************************/ /* MainRedHeadFullNameNoTitle */ /*********************************************/ function MainRedHeadFullNameNoTitle() { global $mainredheadfirstname; global $mainredheadlastname; return MainRedHeadFirstName().' '.MainRedHeadLastName(); } /* END FUNCTION MainRedHeadFullNameNoTitle */ /*********************************************/ /* VillageElderName */ /*********************************************/ function VillageElderName() { global $villageelderfirstname; return ''.$villageelderfirstname.''; } /* END FUNCTION VillageElderName */ /*********************************************/ /* MAIN PROCESSING */ /*********************************************/ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 23); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $shipname = 'Argo'; break; case 1: $shipname = 'Swift'; break; case 2: $shipname = 'Atet'; break; case 3: $shipname = 'Matet'; break; case 4: $shipname = 'Seqtet'; break; case 5: $shipname = 'Neshmet'; break; case 6: $shipname = 'Hennu'; break; case 7: $shipname = 'Ellida'; break; case 8: $shipname = 'Hringhorni'; break; case 9: $shipname = 'Sessruúmnir'; break; case 10: $shipname = 'Constitution'; break; case 11: $shipname = 'Victory'; break; case 12: $shipname = 'Enterprise'; break; case 13: $shipname = 'Nautilus'; break; case 14: $shipname = 'Dreadnought'; break; case 15: $shipname = 'Flying Cloud'; break; case 16: $shipname = 'Endeavour'; break; case 17: $shipname = 'Rainbow'; break; case 18: $shipname = 'Cutty Sark'; break; case 19: $shipname = 'Swift'; break; case 20: $shipname = 'Atet'; break; case 21: case 22: case 23: $shipname = 'Enterprise'; break; default: $shipname = 'USS Teddy Roosevelt'; } /* END SWITCH for ship name */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 2); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; break; default: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; } /* END SWITCH for first name */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 2); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainsissylastname = 'Sweet'; break; default: $mainsissylastname = 'Sweet'; } /* END SWITCH for last name */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 4); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainsissytitle = 'Sissy'; break; case 1: $mainsissytitle = 'Sissy Maid'; break; default: $mainsissytitle = 'Sissy Maid'; } /* END SWITCH for title */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 3); //$randomnumber = 0; if ($randomnumber == 0) { $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 97); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Lisa'; $mainsissylastname = 'Ann'; break; case 1: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Asa'; $mainsissylastname = 'Akira'; break; case 2: $mainsissyfirstname = 'August'; $mainsissylastname = 'Ames'; break; case 3: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Nicole'; $mainsissylastname = 'Aniston'; break; case 4: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Ebony'; $mainsissylastname = 'Ayes'; break; case 5: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Cardi'; $mainsissylastname = 'B'; break; case 6: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Josephine'; $mainsissylastname = 'Baker'; break; case 7: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Barr'; break; case 8: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Claudine'; $mainsissylastname = 'Beccarie'; break; case 9: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Belladona'; $mainsissylastname = ''; break; case 13: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Beyoncé'; $mainsissylastname = ''; break; case 11: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Tori'; $mainsissylastname = 'Black'; break; case 12: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Betty'; $mainsissylastname = 'Boop'; break; case 13: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Daisy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Buchanan'; break; case 14: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Asia'; $mainsissylastname = 'Carrera'; break; case 15: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Marilyn'; $mainsissylastname = 'Chambers'; break; case 16: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Adriana'; $mainsissylastname = 'Chechik'; break; case 17: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Priyanka'; $mainsissylastname = 'Chopra'; break; case 18: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Emilia'; $mainsissylastname = 'Clarke'; break; case 19: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Sweet'; break; case 20: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Miley'; $mainsissylastname = 'Cyrus'; break; case 21: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Abella'; $mainsissylastname = 'Danger'; break; case 22: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Stormy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Daniels'; break; case 23: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jourdan'; $mainsissylastname = 'Dunn'; break; case 24: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Lacey'; $mainsissylastname = 'Duvalle'; break; case 25: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Sweet'; break; case 26: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Fanny'; $mainsissylastname = 'Fox'; break; case 27: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Gal'; $mainsissylastname = 'Gadot'; break; case 28: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Selena'; $mainsissylastname = 'Gomez'; break; case 29: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Hermione'; $mainsissylastname = 'Granger'; break; case 30: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Kimmy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Granger'; break; case 31: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Sasha'; $mainsissylastname = 'Grey'; break; case 32: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Bella'; $mainsissylastname = 'Hadid'; break; case 33: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Gigi'; $mainsissylastname = 'Hadid'; break; case 34: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Elizabeth'; $mainsissylastname = 'Halsey'; break; case 35: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Mata'; $mainsissylastname = 'Hari'; break; case 36: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Dillion'; $mainsissylastname = 'Harper'; break; case 37: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jenna'; $mainsissylastname = 'Haze'; break; case 38: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Madison'; $mainsissylastname = 'Ivy'; break; case 39: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jenna'; $mainsissylastname = 'Jameson'; break; case 40: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Kendall'; $mainsissylastname = 'Jenner'; break; case 41: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Hannah'; $mainsissylastname = 'Jeter'; break; case 42: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Scarlett'; $mainsissylastname = 'Johansson'; break; case 43: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Bridget'; $mainsissylastname = 'Jones'; break; case 44: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Mia'; $mainsissylastname = 'Khalifa'; break; case 45: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Gypsy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Rose Lee'; break; case 46: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Adriana'; $mainsissylastname = 'Lima'; break; case 47: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Blake'; $mainsissylastname = 'Lively'; break; case 48: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Linda'; $mainsissylastname = 'Lovelace'; break; case 49: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Traci'; $mainsissylastname = 'Lords'; break; case 50: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Brandi'; $mainsissylastname = 'Love'; break; case 51: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jane'; $mainsissylastname = 'Marple'; break; case 52: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Mia'; $mainsissylastname = 'Malkova'; break; case 53: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Kiara'; $mainsissylastname = 'Mia'; break; case 54: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Moriah'; $mainsissylastname = 'Mills'; break; case 55: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Chesty'; $mainsissylastname = 'Morgan'; break; case 56: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Ariadne'; $mainsissylastname = 'Oliver'; break; case 57: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Bree'; $mainsissylastname = 'Olson'; break; case 58: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Tera'; $mainsissylastname = 'Patrick'; break; case 59: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Lena'; $mainsissylastname = 'Paul'; break; case 60: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jordi'; $mainsissylastname = 'El Nino Polla'; break; case 61: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Moana'; $mainsissylastname = 'Pozzi'; break; case 62: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jessica'; $mainsissylastname = 'Rabbit'; break; case 63: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Emily'; $mainsissylastname = 'Ratajkowski'; break; case 64: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Riley'; $mainsissylastname = 'Reid'; break; case 65: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Rihanna'; $mainsissylastname = ''; break; case 66: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Lana'; $mainsissylastname = 'Rhoades'; break; case 67: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Margot'; $mainsissylastname = 'Robbie'; break; case 68: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Lisbeth'; $mainsissylastname = 'Salander'; break; case 69: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Irina'; $mainsissylastname = 'Shayk'; break; case 70: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Anna'; $mainsissylastname = 'Nicole Smith'; break; case 71: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Ilona'; $mainsissylastname = 'Stalller'; break; case 72: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Blaze'; $mainsissylastname = 'Starr'; break; case 73: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Bobbi'; $mainsissylastname = 'Starr'; break; case 74: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Tempest'; $mainsissylastname = 'Storm'; break; case 75: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Daenerys'; $mainsissylastname = 'Targaryen'; break; case 76: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Chrissy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Teigen'; break; case 77: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Alexis'; $mainsissylastname = 'Texas'; break; case 78: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Charlize'; $mainsissylastname = 'Theron'; break; case 79: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Jasmine'; $mainsissylastname = 'Tookes'; break; case 80: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Catherine'; $mainsissylastname = 'Tramell'; break; case 81: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Kate'; $mainsissylastname = 'Upton'; break; case 82: case 83: case 84: case 85: case 86: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Miley'; $mainsissylastname = 'Cyrus'; break; case 87: case 88: case 89: case 90: case 91: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Apple'; break; case 92: case 93: case 94: case 95: case 96: case 97: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Sweet'; break; default: $mainsissyfirstname = 'Candy'; $mainsissylastname = 'Sweet'; } /* END SWITCH for combined name */ } /* END IF combined name */ $randomnumber = 0; if ($randomnumber == 0) { $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 12); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainblondefirstname = 'Sarah'; $mainblondelastname = 'Connor'; break; case 1: case 2: case 3: $mainblondefirstname = 'Lara'; $mainblondelastname = 'Croft'; break; case 4: $mainblondefirstname = 'Marina'; $mainblondelastname = ''; break; case 5: $mainblondefirstname = 'Daisy'; $mainblondelastname = 'Ridley'; break; case 6: $mainblondefirstname = 'Ellen'; $mainblondelastname = 'Ripley'; break; case 7: $mainblondefirstname = 'Rita'; $mainblondelastname = 'Vrataski'; break; case 8: $mainblondefirstname = 'Zoe'; $mainblondelastname = 'Washburne'; break; case 9: case 10: case 11: $mainblondefirstname = 'Kara'; $mainblondelastname = 'Zor-El'; break; default: $mainblondefirstname = 'Kara'; $mainblondelastname = 'Zor-El'; } /* END SWITCH for combined name */ } /* END IF combined name */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 4); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainblondetitle = 'Captain'; break; case 1: $mainblondetitle = 'Field Marshal'; break; default: $mainblondetitle = 'Field Marshal'; } /* END SWITCH for title */ $randomnumber = 0; if ($randomnumber == 0) { $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 15); //$savednumber = $randomnumber; switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Artemisia'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 1: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Boudicca'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 2: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Jackie'; $mainredheadlastname = 'Brown'; break; case 3: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Cynane'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 4: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Diana'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 5: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Eurydice'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 6: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Katniss'; $mainredheadlastname = 'Everdeen'; break; case 7: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Tomoe'; $mainredheadlastname = 'Gozen'; break; case 8: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Fu'; $mainredheadlastname = 'Hao'; break; case 9: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Neith'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 10: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Olympias'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 11: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Nakano'; $mainredheadlastname = 'Takeko'; break; case 12: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Teuta'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 13: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Tomyris'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; case 14: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Trieu'; $mainredheadlastname = 'Thi Trinh'; break; case 15: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Zenobia'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; break; default: $mainredheadfirstname = 'Diana'; $mainredheadlastname = ''; } /* END SWITCH for combined name */ } /* END IF combined name */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 4); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $mainredheadtitle = 'Captain'; break; case 1: $mainredheadtitle = 'Field Marshal'; break; default: $mainredheadtitle = 'Princess'; } /* END SWITCH for title */ $randomnumber = mt_rand(0, 4); switch ($randomnumber) { case 0: $villageelderfirstname = 'Lydan'; break; case 1: $villageelderfirstname = 'Jinto'; break; case 2: $villageelderfirstname = 'Tehren'; break; default: $villageelderfirstname = 'Jinto'; } /* END SWITCH for title */ /* https://barelyharebooks.com/a-master-list-of-300-fantasy-names-characters-towns-and-villages/ */ ?> Girlfriend

Girlfriend

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This is a work of fiction. I understand and agree that in real life no woman should ever be sexually harassed.

I prefer to masturbate in women’s clothing.

My first sexual experiences were years of being molested by an adult male relative. I did not like those experiences and I really don’t want to do that kind of thing to any woman.

I like women. I am sexually attracted to some women.

Women don’t like me.

I have numerous long term male friends. I have no long term female friends.

Guys usually enjoy my company. It is easy for me to strike up a conversation with men who are complete strangers.

In general women only put up with me if we are in a work situation together. When I have attempted to start up a conversation with a woman who is a stranger, she is almost always wary or even scared.

I long ago stopped speaking to women unless (1) it is required for work or some other similar situation, (2) to warn a woman of a problem or danger, or (3) they initiate the conversation.

When interacting with women, I try to avoid saying or doing anything that is sexual in nature or could be interpretted as sexual in nature.

By the time I was in high school, I realized that some people have sexual attraction adn some don’t. I realized that women not only don’t find me sexually attractive, women tend to not find me interesting or wworthy of their attention in general.

The only times women pay attention to me are when the situation requires it (such as at a job or when I am a customer), when other men act as if I matter to them, or if another woman is paying attention to me.

I understand that society in general has low regard for those who aren’t sexually attractive and that the most common put down I hear women express is pointing out that a particular guy is not sexually active.

I fully understand that I am extremely unlikely to ever have a real girlfriend in real life. Everything on this webpahe is imaginary and I have no intent to anyway subject any woman to any of this. This is fantasy. This is fiction. This is not real life.

I understand comparing daing to a job interview isn’t romantic, but in both cases you are seeking someone’s approval for long term interaction.

When I apply for a job, there are two factors that will make it possible for me to get the job: am I the best qualified candidate and am I the lowest cost candidate.

If both propositions are true, there is some random chance I will get the job. Usually not as the first choice. Usually after someone else has been selected and failed spectacularly. Meeting both criteria will nto guarantee receiving the job.

If I fail on either (or both) propositions, there is no chance I will get the job. They will always pick someone who is more like themselves and avoid an oddity like me.

For any job I’ve ever had, I figured out what is the lowest possible price that I could work for and not suffer extreme loss. Because they always want to know the lowest possible price, I use my skills to determine that number and present it honestly to them. Their cruelty often requires them to always try to negotiate a lower price. I already gave them the lowest possible price. I already knew that capitalism is about maximizing cruelty and minimizing costs and I already computed the maximum cruelty I can withstand. I literally solved the maths problem of maximum cruelty and minimum price. I can’t go any lower.

For any job I’ve ever had, I worked hard in advance to be one of the best in the world at the job before I applied. This is generally something I can do on my own in privacy.

A key problem with sex is that there is no way for me to practice sexually pleasing a woman that doesn’t involve some period of learning time during which I am inevitably less than pleasing.

I hear women talk about their partners (male, female, both, or any other possible combinations) and women express extreme high regard for their partners. I can’t meet that standard. I’m not that good.

There is literally no valid reason for any woman to ever have sex with me. I’m not good enough.

There have been many incredibly beautiful women who have told me they wanted to have sex with me. They are far too desirable to lower themselves to engage in inadequate sex with me. They have too many much superior options. They are beautiful.

Conceivable I could take advantage of their misunderstanding of who I am, but that would be highly unethical and they will quickly realize their mistake.

Once a woman who was the then current featured centerfold model for Playboy magazine coerced me into having sex with her. I did the best I could for about four hours and then she brushed me aside (she literally pushed me away with her hand) and never interacted with me again.

I am fully aware that I will never be sufficient for any woman, much less a woman beautiful enough to be sexually exciting to me (I understand everyone has their own personal preferences).

This web page is about my imaginary girlfrieds. Imagining who they might be and what we might do together.

This is pure fiction. This is a fantasy. There is no intent to sexually harass or otherwise impose myself on any real woman in the real world.

I prefer to masturbate in women’s clothing.

I grew up at a time when crossdressing was a criminal act.

When I’ve had sex with women, I’ve always thought it would be so much better if I could dress in feminine clothing, especially lingerie, but also intricate costumes.

I imagine a hot sexy beautiful intelligent creative women who want to have sex with me while I am wearing panties and brassière. I don’t look hot in bra and panties. I know. I have seen myself in the mirror. I look hot when fully dressed, but not when just in bra and panties. But I love the feeling of panties and brassière. I almost never masturbate without wearing bra and panties. So, I want to have sex in panties and brassière. For some unexplained fictional reason, these fantasy women are my girlfriends.

And I want to be high on cannabis when having sex. Not all the time. But most of the time. I usually masturbate while high. So much so, that getting high makes me horny. Getting high makes me want to dress up in women’s clothing (just bra and panties or full cosplay) and fuck an inflatable sex doll.

My apologies to anyone who is offended by my thoughts or even my continued existence. I do hope that some others might enjoy my fantasies about having girlfirends as just erotic stories.

My sexual preferences are decidely uncommon.

Despite my strangeness, I do have dreams and this is my kind of erotic dream.

I strongly prefer to wear lingerie during sex. I enjoy various feminine costumes. Kigurumi animegao interests me.

I don’t like pain. No interest in receiving spanking, whippings, or beatings (for the right person, I’d give).

I don’t like drama. I don’t like humiliation or abuse. I don’t like mean people. Very few mean people view themselves as mean. My imaginary girlfriends are all kind and supporting and compassionate.

I have no interest in sex with men. There have been literally severla thousand men who have said they wanted to have sex with me. I have turned them all down. I simply don’t have interest in sex with men. I could have easily had lots of sex with men if I had interest in it at all. Because men have far lower standards than women. Men only care about ease of availability.

I like inteligence and creativity. I like artists. I like mathematicians, scientists, and engineers. I like those who are both artistic and mathematical.

I like table top role playing games and comic books.

This is just fantasy. There is no real life contact with any women.

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mirrored masturbation

There are a whole bunch of videos where someone (male, female, or mostly sissies) is in a female body suit and female mask and masturbates as a woman, with or without toys.

This scenario (or more accurately, set of scenarios) involves one of the girlfriends performing the masturbation to orgasm (or multiple orgrams) and me in a female body suit, female mask, and matching lingerie, nudity, or costume and simply mirroring the girlfriend’s masturbation, movement for movement.

Repeat this for the same and other female masturbation until I have become skilled at it and can accurately perform new scenarios without the need to mirror a girlfriend.

lost key

There is a set of homemade videos on Twitter of a woman in a maid’s outfit (sometimes other outfits) and full body kigurumi who locks herself in self-bondage, straps a vibrator to her cortch, and loses the key

According to her, the face mask includes a black dildo gag and she has a metal chastity belt underneath her blue maid’s costume with a ribbed black anal dildo and enema.

Maid in bathroom:

It is ok to be erotic:

standing:

locked in chastity:

Kigurumi maid can't escape:

Kigurumi maid enema training:

restraint 1 person:

Ice restraint:

another story:

full version:

escape on stairs:

Maid with electric butt plug:

inflating butt plug:

Maid with chastity belt:

Whipped:

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maid in plastic:

two vibrators:

maid restraint with vibrators and enema:

maid wearing a chastity belt:

lion

“All of us put her in danger. All of us are the hero.”

“Us? Shut the fuck up old man,” said. “I put her in danger. I was the hero. Not you. Not anyone else. Me.”

Moments earlier …

“Merah is missing.”

put down her weaving, picked up her spear, and hurried to the tall grass surrounding the village huts.

The tall Black woman knelt briefly, fingering recently bent grass. She scurried through the grass, her flame red hair streaming behind her, running along the faint trail.

came upon the missing toddler.

“There you are, little one.”

As approached, Merah’s face turned to shock and horror.

was puzzled for a fraction of a second before whipping around while raising her spear.

The lion was already in the air, arching in full pounce. guided the sharp stone point at the incoming lion while stabbing the butt of the spear firmly into the ground behind her.

The lion had no chance, impaling itself on ’s spear.

Villagers rushed to the scene of the brief fight. Merah’s mother scooped up her frightened child.

, a village elder, looked over the scene and spoke up, “All of us put her in danger. All of us are the hero.”

“Us? Shut the fuck up old man,” said. “I put her in danger. I was the hero. Not you. Not anyone else. Me.”

pulled her spear out of the dying lion.

“You are next to worthless, old man,” snapped. “Your time has passed.”

unwound some hempen rope from her belt.

“How dare you?” sputtered.

“You talkin’ to me?” demanded, standing directly in the elder’s face. “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?”

The village elder stumbled back a couple of steps.

“I didn’t think so,” said. “Begone little man.”

knelt next to her kill and quickly bound the lion’s legs to her spear, before dragging the huge beast back to the village.

hero falls to earth

The blonde hero woman falls to earth.

hero trains

teaches .

stands against the wall. kneels to show the proper stance.

’s right hand slips between ’s thighs and gently brushes her crotch.

“Don’t you feel incredible here?” asks as her hand rubs ’s groin.

places her right hand on ’s hips and rubs ’s with her left hand.

removes her bright red cape, lifts her blue skin tight blouse over her head, unbuckles her golden belt, and lets her red skirt fall down her legs.

leans back against the wall in her red high heel boots, blue panties and bra while continues to stroke her .

reaches up and quickly removes ’s bra and then slips her panties down her legs.

stares appreciately at ’s naked .

gently pulls ’s pussy lips apart as she continues to stroke ’s .

“So hot!” exclaims.

“Very hot!” says as moans.

strokes ’s pussy lips and gently sldies her thumb into ’s .

“Please spread wider for me,” says as continues to moan.

sissy maid

and convince to become their personal sissy maid.

squirting

lifts up her short cheerleader skirt and flashes her panties to .

tugs on her cheerleader blouse, flashing her brassière, and to .

turns on her vibrator and perks up her nipples.

runs her vibrator over her panty-covered .

strips off her cheerleader blouse, tossing it at .

strips off her panties, tossing them at .

lifts up her cheerleader skirt and rubs her vibrator against her .

squats and bounces on her vibrator, in and out of her .

puts down her vibrator and furiously fingers her clit until she squirts.

leans back and uses her vibrator to multiple orgasms, squirting more than a dozen times.

gently uses a fluffy towel on ’s and then cleans up the vaginal fluids she sprayed and dripped around.

sissy exercise bike

and want to be in top physical shape and look beautiful.

is wearing a latex woman body suit with H cup and bright pink .

is chained to an exercise bicycle that includes a giant black dildo rammed up her issy butt and another giant black dildo mounted on the handlebars and stuffed into her sissy mouth. exercises on the bicycle while being double fucked by big black dildoes. Her sissy clit is locked in a metal cage and she is forced to exercise until she leaks.

sissy maid double fuck

and double fuck .

is dressed in a pretty blue satin sissy maid uniform and bound to a bondage table. Her sissy clit is locked in a metal chastity.

rams ’s ass with a giant black strap-on dildo.

wraps her around ’s mouth.

After orgasms, she and swap places and continue to play with until has her orgasm.

sissy exercise treadmill

and want to be in top physical shape and look beautiful.

is wearing a latex woman body suit with H cup and bright pink . She is in a full black satin and white lace sissy maid uniform. Her sissy clit is locked into a small metal cage. A dildo gag is in her mouth and a large dildo butt plug up her arse. She is wearing spiked high heel shoes locked to her ankles.

is chained to a treadmill and forced to walk for exercise in her sissy maid costume and high heel shoes. Chain are set so that she won’t fall and hurt herself if she stumbles. Instead she will be suspended until she regains her step.

struggles to keep pace, the giant black dildo shifting in her ass until she leaks in her metal clitty chastity.

star ship bondage chair

The Captain’s chair on the bridge of the star ship is a fully functional bondage chair for .

designed and built the star ship . Before the crew arrived for the first shakedown cruise, strolled the corridors.

stopped at her quarters, enjoyed a delicious meal, relaxed in a long bubble bath, and dried herself.

Enjoying long slow puffs of top quality cannabis, told the ship’s computer, “Captain’s log, stardate 1207.3. Start animegao kigurumi cosplay bondage recording. All angles. Zoom and enhance.”

put on her animegao kigurumi body suit.

Over her animegao kigurumi suit dressed in sexy black lace open crotch panties trimmed with white lace, sexy black lace open breast brassière, tight black leather corset with black lace trim, black fishnet stockings, and black leather garter belt trimmed with black lace.

finished dressing with a beautiful black satin French maid’s uniform and six inch spiked black leather high heels. The skirt was incredibly short and the bodice incredibly low. She knew that her breasts would pop free during her first orgasm.

sat in the Captain’s bondage chair. She admired her work, feeling the oiled leather, the shining metal frame, the polished wooden trim.

held up both hands with the peace sign and then waved at the camera in the main view screen with both hands.

waved at the camera in the main view screen with her right hand. Her head mask smiled with a big open mouth grin and her bright blue eyes were wide in enthusiam and joy.

let her hands gently stroke across her breasts, down her waist, and to her skirt. She started to rub at her groin with both hands through the cloth of her skirt.

lifted up her legs, pulled her skirt up exposing her crotch, and wantonly spread her legs wide open for the camera.

The outline of’s was visible through the fabric of her panties. She started stroking her and groin. With one or to of her fingers, she dimpled her panties between her pussy lips, stroking the opening of her vagina.

reached down and strapped a leather cuff around her ankle, pulling her leg tight against her Captain’s bondage chair, feeling the oiled leather tight against her flesh, even through her kigurumi costume. She snapped the cast iron ankle cuff into place around her right ankle and locked it in place.

pulled the leather strap tight and fastened the cast iron cuff just below her right knee, locking it in place.

fastened the leather strap and cast iron cuff just above her right knee and locked it in place.

fastened the leather strap and cast iron cuff at the top of her right thigh and locked it in place.

’s right leg was firmly strapped and cuffed to her Captain’s bondage chair, pulled to the side the inside of her thigh and the lace of her open crotch panties.

fastened the leather strap and cast iron ankle cuff and locked it in place.

fastened the leather strap and cast iron cuff just below her left knee and locked it in place.

fastened the leather strap and cast iron cuff just above her left knee and locked it in place.

fastened the leather strap and cast iron cuff at the top of left right thigh and locked it in place.

’s legs were spread in a lewd manner and locked in place. knew that if she had made any engineering or construction error she would be securely locked in her Captain’s bondage chair until a member of the crew arrived and saw her predicament.

’s legs were tightly bound to her Captain’s bondage chair, her skirt hiked up revealing her open crotch black lace panties and her glistening pussy. felt the thrill of a bondage slut, ready for an exciting session of self-bondage.

Underneath ’s Captain’s bondage chair gears and wheels waited ready to pump dildoes in and out of her pussy and ass, at continually changing speed and depth chosen by the ship’s computer, out of ’s control.

The motors for ’s Captain’s bondage chair were powered by the metallic hydrogen and antimatter drives of her star ship . Should anything go wrong, dildoes would keep pumping her feminine holes and vibrators would keep tingling her private parts until someone rescued her.

had programmed the ship’s computer to pick a random amount of time and display the count down timer on the bridge’s main view screen. An atomic clock synced digital timer showing hours, minutes, seconds and tenths of a second, clearly visible, ticking away with perfect accuracy. The ship’s computer would be in control and pick the amount of time must endure her Captain’s bondage chair.

Even though the anal dildo butt plug would inflate to fill her bung hole with twelve inches of ever-firm silicone, it was the monster two foot pussy dildo that cncerned . That monster black dildo was far bigger, much longer, and thicker than any dildo she’d ever experienced before. was a little frightened and concerned, hoping she could take that much sex toy inside of her pussy, hoping that the giant dildo didn’t tear her wide open.

Did she have the courage to take a pounding for who knows how long? puffed up her chest. She was a super heroine, mistress of bondage. If any woman could take that dildo, it was .

strapped the waist belt and locked it in place.

strapped the belt across her chest below her breasts.

strapped the belt across her chest above her breasts.

strapped the the right shoulder belt.

strapped the the left shoulder belt.

strapped the Y belt from her shoulder down her cleavage to her waist.

put the bondage collar around her neck and locked herself against the back of the Captain’s bondage chair. The bondage collar had the word “slut” in rhinestones on the front.

put the bondage gag into her mouth. She locked the straps that went around the side of her face, the strap that went over the top of her head and in a Y down each ide of her nose and the strap under her chin, firmly locking the gag in place. From the outside it looked like a ball gag, but on the inside was an expandable, moving, pulsating, vibrating cock dildo that shot cum into her mouth on command by the ship’s computer.

put her hands behind her back and cuffed and locked her wrists and elbows together.

placed her hands down into the space in the back of her Captain’s bondage chair, and ordered the ship’s computer to complete the bondage.

An armbinder was raise up ’s arms and strapped and locked over her shoulders.

The main viewscreen lit up with a live image of ’s bondage, switching camera angles to show her squirming in anticipation, the entire event being recorded into the ship’s logs.

A pair of vibrators attached directly above ’s nipples.

A vibrating butterfly swung into place just above ’s clitoris.

A giant black dildo rabbit slid up against the lips of ’s pussy. This rabbit had multiple speeds and multiple intensities of vibrations. Beads in the middle of the rabbit dildo could spin on the command of the ship’s computer. This dildo could also shoot cum.

The rabbit part laid across ’s pussy, ready to start vibrating.

Another large black dildo pushed up against the crack of ’s ass. This dildo also had multiple vibrating speeds. Once inside her butt, this dildo could inflate and shoot cum.

Yet another big black dildo slid between the cleavage ’s breasts. This dildo also had multiple vibrating speeds and could also shoot cum. The computer could slide it between her breasts and shoot cum onto her face.

knew that the ship’s computer could adjust the intensity of all of the vibrators and pump all four dildoes in and out of her three holes (and between her tits) at varying speeds and varying depth.

was wet with anticipation.

The ship’s computer started its program. Each vibrator turned on and cycled through multiple intensities, then came to a stop.

The dildo in ’s mouth gently pumped a few times. It didn’t go down her throat in the test run. It leaked a small amount of pre-cum into her gagged mouth.

The dildo between ’s tits gently pumped a few times. It sprayed a small amount of pre-cum over her neck and upper chest.

The dildo in ’s ass slowly and gently pumped a few inches. It came to a rest and inflated in her butt, then deflated and pulled back to the crack of her ass.

The dildo in ’s pussy slowly and gently pumped a few inches. The beads on the shaft briefly rotated. The dildo pulled back to her pussy lips.

The ship’s main view screen flashed the message “test complete”. The ship’s computer stated, “, your bondage chair is ready for operation.”

The ship’s main view screen started the countdown at two hours.

enjoyed two hours of being bound in her Captain bondage chair and having four dildoes and multiple vibrators pleasing her kigurumi clad body.

star ship

Chair bondage in the Captain’s chair on the bridge of the star ship.

Prior to being bound in the Captain’s chair, she first dresses in a kigurumi body suit (with vagina and butt) and a smiling anime kigurumi full head face mask and wig. Over her kigu suit, she has a high quality satin maid’s uniform. Then she is bound in shibari (Japanese rope bondage that emphasizes intricate geometric deisgns). She has a full head gag (straps around the sides of the head, over the top of the head, and under the chin, with an inverted Y around the nose) with a ball gag exterior and a realistic dildo interior. The bodice of her maid’s uniform reveals her breasts and nipples and the skirt is pulled up to reveal her lace panties. The bright pink vagina of the kigurumi body suit is clearly visible under her lace panties.

The Captain’s chair is padded. There are cuffs that bind the ankles to the front of the chair with legs spread and crotch exposed. There are cuffs that bind the legs just below the knees. There are cuffs that bind just above the knees and at the top of the thighs. There is a waist belt. There are shoulder harnesses binding the right and left shoulders. There are cuffs that bind the upper arms. There are cuffs that bind the wrists. The hands can use the buttons and controls on the arm of the chair. There is a neck collar. There is a belt system that holds the upper body against the back of the chair but leaves the breasts exposed (a waist belt, two chest straps, one above and one below her breasts, and verticle straps on each side of her breasts and down the center of the cleavage of her bosom). All of these are locked in place. There is an wall powered vibrator that is strapped into the crotch. There is a fancy multicolored rabbit vibrator (thrust, rotate, vibrate) in the vagina with the rabbit vibrating against the clitoris. There is a vibrating dildo shaped butt plug. A butterfly vibrator is strapped on just above her clitoris (so as to avoid interfering with the rabbit). A pair of egg vibrators will be taped to her breasts.

We will use multiple exposures to have various crew interact with through her chair bondage. She will use alternative kigurumi suits and head masks and sexy costumes and walking bondage to approach the Captain’s chair with various ship activities. These will be edited in to the main sequence of writhing in pleasure to the chair bondage and vibrators, leading to multiple orgasms.

Chair bondage for the pilot and the navigator stations.

Standing bondage for the science, communications, medical, weapons, and security stations.

background

The story above is based on some random rambling and a combination of several different stories I have worked on in the past, but with sex and bondage added in.

One part is based on the story of a sissy maid who serves SuperGirl and Wonder Woman and other comics. Another part is based on a science fiction story of a fancy ship that eventually gets launched into space. Another part is based on role playing games. Another part is based on a variety of science fiction stories.

I sometimes imagine being a sissy with a magic sex doll and sometimes imagine being the magic sex doll. The sissy in the story is the personal sissy maid of Wonder Woman and Supergirl as a lesbian couple. Online I have to make them different enough to avoid problems with either Disney (Marvel) or AT&T (Disney). Because one is a literal goddess and the other is one of the most powerful (if not the most powerful) beings in the universe, their vaginas would crush any ordinary penis during orgasm. So while the sissy maid can please both of them orally, the sissy’s own relief would have to come with the magic sex doll (pun intended). The magic sex doll could keep the sissy maid safe while the couple are out saving the world. And those four characters are surrounded by an adventuring team of twelve lesbian female companions with D&D abilities.

D&D based characters:

A few plausibility notes on the ship: Archimedes built two large ships designed to impress other governments, one for Egypt and the other for his home in Syracuse. Those ships included a garden and a temple. During the interwar treaty period, France figured out a loophole in the naval treaties and built a giant submarine that was a fighting cruiser when surfaced and even carried a plane it could launch. During WWII, Japan had several ships which were combination aircraft carrier and battleship. The Iowa class battleships remained highly impressive even into the late 1990s, drawing large crowds at port visits to any nation. They had a complete working hospital and even in WWII were designed to be able to self-repair, including a foundary and the ability to machine tool new parts. In the 1990s they could service and repair their accompanying ships withotu returning to port as well as refuel the msaller ships. The Navy did consider updating them to include around 40 modern fighter-bombers and about double the missiles of an Aegis cruiser. When updating the nuclear aircraft carriers, the Navy considered several designs, including a submersible aircraft carrier and an aircraft carrier so large it could handle the largets of existing aircraft on two large airstrips on each side of a central island. In the 1950s NASA tested the use of nuclear bombs to lift a vehicle. Nuclear energy is so much more efficient than chemical (rocket) energy that NASA’s computations included a nuclear spacecraft the size of a major city. Since then the idea of a nuclear salt engine is a design even more efficient and powerful than using atomic bombs for propulsion. A proposed Chinese supercavinating submarine would be able to travel from Shanghai to San Francisco in 100 minutes and go around the entire world in just under seven hours. There are already large hovercraft ferries that float above the water or reasonably flat land, and can travel up to 50 feet (about the height of a three story building) above water, ice, or land. The current world speed record for hovercraft is 137.4 km/h (85.38 mph or 74.19 knots).

kig idea

What I can do is offer my skills in film and video to a woman who is beautiful (animegao kigurumi body suits reveal and match the actual physical beauty of the woman wearing them) and can afford expensive costumes, bondage gear, and sets.

My goal is to create high quality animegao kigurumi cosplay videos that I (and billions of others) can enjoy.

I won’t have sex with or touch the woman who is the star of the videos (other than the minimal touching necesary for the set-up of certain bondage devices).

I won’t Hit on the woman, leer at her, or engage in any kind of sexual harassment.

The woman will take possession of the finished videos, raw footage, sets, equipment, and everything else. She will have the rights to sell or distribute the finished videos.

I get to keep copies of all the finished videos and raw footage for my own personal enjoyment, and possibly some other items, if mutually agreed upon.

A woman or women will be inside kigurumi, so her face and body won’t and if she wants, we can replace all of her lines with a professional voice actress (there are no lip sync problems because her lips are never actually visible).

movies

I like going to movies (prior to COVID). I have a preference for super hero and action movies, but did watch a very wide range of kinds of movies.

After California laws against cross-dressing in public were removed I started going to the movies dressed in a French maid outfit. That choice because I quickly discovered it was one of the few sexy women’s outfits that didn't lead to much police harassment.

People could see that I had bondage items: collar, ball gag, leather wrist cuffs, leather ankle cuffs, and a bunch of metal chains. People didn’t know that i was wearing a large 8 inch black realistically shaped dildo butt plug.

Upon arrival at the movie theater I would quietly smoke a bunch of cannabis, then purchase a ticket and enjoy the movie.

When the movie finished I would return home, smoke a bunch more cannabis, and thenin front of a mirror make out and have sex with all three holes of my favorite kind of sex doll (which unfortunately is no longer available for sale).

When COVID is over, I would like to resume watching movies, but with new French maid’s costumes, more bondage (including metal chastity), and new versions of my favorite sex doll (asuming being able to afford to pay a manufacturer).

My favorite doll is the Spread Eagle Doll. I want a duplicate of the original, but also the same basic doll in standing, doggie-style, kneeling, sitting, and spread eagle postions, with some including deluxe features that have appeared on other inflatable love dolls in the past.

I also want at least two full kigurumi suits (body and head). One being a more traditional kigurumi suit and the other being modeled to look like the Spread Eagle Doll.

It would be great to be able to go to the movies with a girlfriend who is also in kigurumi and cosplay costume (of her choice) and afterwards get high together and watch each other in self-bondage masturbation.

TTRPG

I really enjoy table top role playing games, such as the famous Dungeons & Dragons, RuneQuest, and GURPS

There is an obscure Japanese role playing game called Maid RPG. In the introduction is says, “You probably don’t need a maid costume. Not that you can’t, but it’s not necessary to play. … If you look cute in one, feel free to send us pictures.”

Well, I enjoy role playing games and would actually prefer to wear kigurumi and costumes.

I end up being the game master or dungeon master in the vast majority of RPG sessions I’ve ever played. Some people prefer to DM or GM. Most people prefer to play. I also prefer to play. I prefer to GM or DM and have a game session than nobody will GM or DM and there is no game sessions. I enjoy the groups where the task of GM or DM rotates through the netire group on a regular basis.

I like the idea of the intelligent magic item and being the intelligent magic inflatable sex doll.

I also like the idea of Tiffany, the little blonde haired school girl in Men in Black who was carrying the a quantum physics textbook.

I enjoy French maid, school girl, cheerleader, pirate, bandita, harem girl, belly dancer, stripper, dancer, Harley Quinn, Supergirl, Power Girl, Catwoman, Batgirl/Batwoman, Spidergirl, Spider Woman, Black Widow, Sailor Moon, Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel, Storm, Starfire, Rogue, Maxima, Emma Frost, Jena Gray, Poison Ivy, Psylocke, Raven, Zatanna, Huntress, Vamprella, Mystique, Lara Croft, Zelda, Samus Aran, Bayonetta, Aloy, Alyssa L’Salle, Ellie, Abby, Chell, Chun-Li, Poison, Akira Kazama, Cammy, Crimson Viper, Juri Han, Ibuki, Laura Matsuda, Rainbow Mika, Elena, Sakura Kasugano, Menat, policewoman, SWAT team, firefighter, bodyguard, female soldier, female sailor, racer, female pilot, stewardess, female warrior, ninja, spy, sci fi, cyberpunk, steampunk, mechanic, cowgirl, waitress, hippie, flapper, nun, referee, nurse, doctor, scientist, Dorthy/Alice/Cinderella/princess/Red Riding Hood, devil/succubus, prisoner, medieval/Robin Hood, Viking, Japanese, Egyptian, gypsy, magic user, witch, vampire, bride, and streetwalking slut costumes. I like swords and halberds and other traditional weapons.

the kig project

Multiple animegao kigurumi in different skin tones (to play multiple characters) and multiple kigurumi masks (for both skin tones and a variety of facial expressions).

ideas

Drama requires an alternation of a new challenge followed by a solution for the challenge. In general, the level of stakes for each new challenge should be higher than the previous. The drama works better if every once in a while the stakes drop down, not to the level at the start, but enough to geive te audience/reader a chance to relax and then have the tension build up again.

The story here will (after a brief dramatic event to open the story) slowly build from annoying aspects of life to threats to the to lives of the main characters to threat of the destruction of all human life.

The following are possible ideas for challenges the character might face, followed by some famous lines that might can be worked into the story.

alpine tundra

alpine tundra

antarctic tundra

antarctic tundra

arctic tundra

arctic tundra

avalanche

avalanche

badlands

badlands

ballroom

ballroom

bar

bar

bathroom

bathroom

beach

beach

bedroom

bedroom

billaird room

billiard room

biological weapon

biological weapon

bioterrorism

bioterrorism

blackout

blackout

box valley

box valley

brook

brook

building collapse

building collapse

butte

butte

canyon

canyon

cape

cape

caprock

caprock

cave

cave

cay

cay

cellar

cellar

channel

channel

chemical threat

chemical threat

chemical emergency

chemical emergency

civil unrest

civil unrest

classroom

classroom

conservatory

conservatory

cyber attack

cyber attack

cyclone

cyclone

delta

delta

desert

desert

desert island

desert island

dining room

dining room

drought

drought

dungeon

dungeon

earthquake

earthquake

electromagnetic pulse

electromagnetic pulse

explosion

explosion

extreme heat

extreme heat

famine

famine

farmland

farmland

flash flood

flash flood

flooding

flooding

forest

forest

garden

garden

glacial valley

glacial valley

glacier

glacier

gymnasium

gymnasium

hail

hail

hanging valley

hanging valley

haunted forest

haunted forest

hazardous material incident

hazardous materials incident

hill

hill

hollow

hollow

home fire

home fire

hurricane

hurricane

ice storm

ice sotrm

industrial accident

industrial accident

inlet

inlet

insect plague

insect plague

jungle

jungle

kitchen

kitchen

lake

lake

landslide

landslide

library

library

lounge

lounge

marsh

marsh

mass attack

mass attack

meltway valley

meltway valley

mesa

mesa

mima mound

mima mound

mountain

mountain

museum

museum

nuclear blast

nuclear blast

nuclear explosion

nuclear explosion

nuclear power plant

nuclear power plant

ocean

ocean

oasis

oasis

pandemic

pandemic

plains

plains

plane crash

plane crash

plateau

plateau

pond

pond

pool

pool

power outage

power outage

radiological dispersion device

radiological dispersion device

radiological emergency

radiological emergency

rift valley

rift valley

river

river

sand storm

sand storm

seasonal dry forest

seasonal dry forest

seasonal tropical forest

seasonal tropical forest

sinkhole

sinkhole

sleet

sleet

space ship

space ship

space weather

space weather

stadium

stadium

steppe

steppe

stream

stream

study

study

swamp

swamp

telephone booth

telephone booth

temperate forest

temperate forest

temperate rainforest

temperate rainforest

terrorism

terrorism

thunderstorm

thunderstorm

tornado

tornado

train wreck

train wreck

tree house

tree house

tsunami

tsunami

tundra

tundra

tunnel valley

tunnel valley

valley

valley

volcano

volcano

wildfire

wildfire

winter storm

winter storm

idea

idea

unused lines

Let’s see if I can find a good place for some famous lines:

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!

They call me Mister Tibbs!

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

You complete me.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

I drink your milkshake!

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

You make me want to be a better man.

As if!

Chewie, we’re home.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.

These go to eleven.

I’m walking here! I’m walking here!

It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

They call it a Royale with cheese.

They’re here!

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Nobody’s perfect.

Yo, Adrian!

Wax on, wax off.

You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the war room!

I don’t want to survive. I want to live.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Good morning, Vietnam

My precious.

Argo fuck yourself.

It’s alive! It’s alive!

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Go ahead, make my day.

I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

After all, tomorrow is another day!

Stella! Hey, Stella!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

The Dude abides.

Hasta la vista, baby.

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’

I’m having an old friend for dinner.

I’m not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

If you build it, he will come.

Just keep swimming.

Mama says, ‘Stupid is as stupid does.’

I’m the king of the world!

Shaken, not stirred.

What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach.

I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

I’m as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

You don’t understand! I could’ve had class. I could’ve been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

Roads? Where we're going we don’t need roads.

Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?

Say hello to my little friend!

Show me the money!

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren’t you?

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Here’s Johnny!

There’s no crying in baseball!

You had me at hello.

Houston, we have a problem.

To infinity and beyond!

Yippie-ki-yay, motherfer!

E.T. phone home.

You can’t handle the truth!

I’ll be back.

I see dead people.

Bond. James Bond.

We’ll always have Paris.

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I’ll have what she’s having.

Why so serious?

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I am your father.

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

There’s no place like home.

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Toto, I’ve a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

May the Force be with you.

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Here’s looking at you, kid.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

Kill me too!

Who are you? The guy you didn’t count on.


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