Car Lesbians

The Gearshifts and Garterbelts edition includes optional rules for Car Mods: (improvements to yourself or your vehicle).

Trunk points can be spent to add Car Mods to your vehicle, adornments to your body or more lesbians in your Pit Crew.

Backgrounds are free, but Car Mods and Pit Crew cost 2 Trunk points each. You may have a maximum of 3 Backgrounds and two Car mods (Pit Crew count against your total starting Car Mods), or 3 Car Mods and 2 Backgrounds (your choice) at the beginning of the game. Additional Car Mods and Pit Crew may be acquired during play. You can gain more of these points during play.

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Car Mods

Car Mods follow:

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Batteries Not Included

When making out with your passenger(s), you reduce your Car stat by up to 5 points, adding it to your Hotness. “That’s some massager…”

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Champ Stamp

A tatoo on your lower back, earned when you win at least 5 races. Gives you a permanent +2 Hotness, and +1 Score.

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Dine and Dash

Your ride is easy to slip in and out of. Once per race you can take a pit stop without stopping and losing your position.

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Greasy Over-Not-Entirely-Alls

You look like a real mechanic in these stripped-down overalls! Lose 2 Hotness but gain 2 Car.

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Hot and Nerdy Glasses

When worn, reduces Hotness by 3, but when removed, they increase Hotness by 10 (for a short period of time). You may only use them once per race.

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Hot Seat

You can fit a third occupant in your vehicle, with a bonus of +2 Hotness checks but an equal penalty to Car Checks, due to jiggling, jostling, sweaty bodies bumping and grinding into one another.

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Purrin’ Like a Kitten

Thanks to cleverly attached speakers, you can announce your relative successes in the car to the outside world; +1 to all Hotness checks, but it also affects drivers within a radius equal to your Score rating in car lengths away.

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Slippery Curves

You’ve got James Bond options in your bumpers which can release slippery, slick fluids. Once per race you can make an opposed Car check with the racer behind you, if you win they must take a Pit Stop imediately.

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Sound system

The waves emanating from your ludricrously loud subs increases your speed, giving you +1 to your Car. However, they drown out the natural moans and purrs of a properly functioning lesbian automobile, resulting in Hotness -1.

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Takes a Lickin’

Your undercarriage is a lot tougher than it looks! Once per race you can use your Hotness instead of your Car to avoid damage.s

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Topless

You’ve got your top down and you’re lookin’ good. +1 to Hotness checks when its raining, but -1 to Car checks at the same time.

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